Ceramic Flower Succulent Green 6 Bud or “everything must go”

or “everything must go”

I half-expected a tiny ceramic gardener to pop out and yell

I never imagined I'd find myself rhapsodizing about faux flora

a man who once thought art was limited to dogs playing poker

Ceramic Flower Succulent Green 6 Bud or “everything must go”I never imagined I'd find myself rhapsodizing about faux flora, yet here I was, utterly mesmerized by a ceramic succulent that looked like it had been plucked from the fever dream of a modernist gardener. This medium sized green echeveria, or at least Chive's abstract interpretation of one, sat in my palm like a porcelain revelation. "It's wall art decor," my sister declared, her voice tinged with the reverence usually reserved for religious artifacts